outbreaking news live from the white house press room

after 2005, when the us of a were severely and repeatedly under attack by several hurricanes, from which, hurricane katrina was the most harmful of all, leaving behind its trail, a huge amount of destruction, and now, on the edge of being attacked by another one, which is currently in the gulf zone.

president bush after gathering the war office and consulting with god himself, has decided to declare war on the people’s republic of hurricanes.

asked to comment on george’s words, barak obama, moan by being kept apart, said that, if ignorance ever goes up to 200 usd a barrel, he would want drilling rights on george’s head.